THIS IS THE BIO BIT
In a nutshell I am a self-confessed over sharer. I actually can't help myself. I have no filter, except on Instagram where I like to use a bit of Clarendon or Valencia. I sometimes wish (ALONG WITH FRIENDS & FAMILY) THAT I came with a two second delay button but sadly I don't...MAYBE SOMEONE COULD COME UP WITH AN APP TO DO JUST THAT. APPLE??!
SEEN HERE SEEN HERE WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER & SISTER WHEN WE AUDITIONED FOR 'STRANGER THINGS'. NETFLIX DIDN'T THINK WE WERE 'QUITE' WHAT THEY WERE LOOKING FOR. THEIR LOSS. I'M THE ONE ROCKING THE HIGH PANTS IN THE CENTER.
I’m an English, curly haired, Capricorn. A publicist by trade who never leaves the house without a red lip on. I moved to Sydney from the UK in 2000, in part on the advice of a horoscope I read… but more of that later.
I’m a (Hans) solo parent to one very ace 'small human' and I’m currently between husbands. To clarify that last bit I’d happily try the marriage thing one more time but I am not looking to give Elizabeth Taylor or Henry VIII a run for their money.(I should say at this point I am bonkers about someone and hope he doesn't read that last bit as I fear he would move abroad without leaving a forwarding address...)
What else? I am self-deprecating and definitely a glass half full bird (often with Grey Goose in the glass). I love music, Tom Hardy, vodka, Lurpak butter, psychics, bad dancing, art deco and a good British murder series or two.
What can you expect to see here? Well even after a great University education and many fab jobs I am still as yet to find my ‘specialist subject’. I know a little bit about a lot of things; across random topics like single parenting, eating but not cooking, Tinder (do’s & don’ts), crystals and how long you can keep mince once its been cooked… for that I always ask my Mum not Siri.
NOW I WOULD SEE THIS AS A DEFINITE TINDER 'DON'T'. NB FOR THE RECORD BACK IN MY TINDER DAYS I DID NOT SWIPE ON ALEX. SORRY IF ALEX IS YOUR BROTHER OR SON...
From teachers, to bosses, from ex-boyfriends to parents, many people have told me I like the sound of my own voice. So for all those people, and for those of you that can’t be arsed to read my posts I have narrated them. Click on the link at the top of every post to hear my dulcet tones.. (I am hoping to channel Sir David Attenborough but may sound more like various Little Britain characters). Most of my posts will be PG but if I think any contain content that would make Mary Poppins blush I can let you know at the start.
I HAVE NEVER USED A SNAPCHAT FILTER BUT I HAVE NAILED THE 'THUMB SELFIE'.
I'm no Dickens or Shakespeare but I do hope you enjoy my over shares.
Thanks for coming. x